A Little Thai style English for fun. If you have been in Thailand you will know the Thais get a lot of laughs from us also !
Top -ee - doh - torpedo watermelon
High - so - high society - upper class type person
pee ow - pure - usually referring to an alcoholic drink taken "straight"
cough - golf
car foo - Carrefour Department Store
arrogant - Elegant
chicken - Kitchen ( this one courtesy my brother in law!)
sleep - lie down please ( in hospitals or massage shops)
Fuk tong - A thai word which sounds very painful but is a type of pumpkin.