"Tinglish"

A Little Thai style English for fun. If you have been in Thailand you will know the Thais get a lot of laughs from us also !  

Top -ee - doh     -     torpedo watermelon

High - so             -     high society - upper class type person

pee ow                -     pure - usually referring to an alcoholic drink taken "straight"

cough                  -     golf

car foo                 -     Carrefour Department Store

arrogant              -     Elegant

chicken               -     Kitchen  ( this one courtesy my brother in law!)

sleep                   -     lie down please  ( in hospitals or massage shops)

 Fuk tong            -  A thai word which sounds very painful but is a type of pumpkin.